• Welcome to Thunderdome

    First it was Jim Harbaugh… then Jeff Fisher… followed by Peyton Manning… then Sun Life Stadium… let’s not forget about Jonathan Martin & Richie Incognito… and most recently it was the search for a new GM. The NFL is Chris Brown, and Stephen Ross is Rihanna. The floppy-eared doofus keeps getting up, just to be knocked-the-fuck down […]

  • Dan Carpenter… the #Fireland Savior.

    2,000 years ago the Lord, our God, sent a Savior to His people. A lowly carpenter, named Jesus, sacrificed Himself so that we may live. Fast forward 2013 years. The Miami Dolphins, a once proud franchise, found itself mired in mediocrity. A fan base divided… those who supported Jeff Ireland, and those with a fully […]

  • Things Zombies Say Part II

    My latest post created quite the stir this weekend. The reaction I got on twitter was very positive. However… it wasn’t as well liked in some circles. @G_Nazari reposted it on finsmob-exoduss.com, and at last check, it had 844 comments… with the overwhelming majority of them calling me a “DICK”. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a […]

  • Current Roster vs. Inherited Roster

    No one, and I mean no one, rags on Jeff Ireland more than I do. It’s my opinion the team isn’t any better today than it was six years ago. I’ve finally decided to look at the roster Ireland inherited, and the roster he has assembled over the last six seasons. Let’s break down each […]

  • Loose Ends

    The Tight End positions has been evolving over the last few seasons. A little over a decade ago, basketball player turned TE, Tony Gonzalez caught 93 balls for 1203 yards and 9 TDs. Those were (and still are) ridiculous numbers for a TE. It didn’t take long for the copycat league to take action. Players […]